Sunday, July 12, 2009

My Sunday

I have a well documented difficult time finding shoes my size at the stores here. However, I discovered that it is extremely easy to order shoes online (as long as I have someone to help me translate the web page). Last week I ordered a couple of shoes online, they came yesterday! I didn't even have to use a credit card, it was C.O.D.! When was the last time you could order something C.O.D. in America?




I know, sweet shoes.

Tomorrow I am scheduled to go to a boxing gym. I have a lot of pent up energy and aggression now that I can't throw people's bags as hard as I humanly can to alleviate my tension. To that end I am going to go punch people and be punched in the face. To celebrate I decided to punch myself in the face as hard as I could. To tell the truth I had to punch myself a couple of times. It is really hard to punch yourself as hard as you can in your own face. So I to psyche myself up for it with a couple of warm up half punches, and then I let loose.


Can you tell which eye I punched myself in? I have a tough face. Or I am a weak puncher.

Then I watched UFC 100 (thank you quasi legal Russian video sites) and all the guys had shaved heads and they looked hardcore. And Jason Statham was in the audience and he is the coolest looking man in the world.


Now, I don't think that I would ever look as cool as Statham, but I was bored and didn't have anything better to do, so I decided to shave my head for the summer.


Nope, I just look like a giant baby. Damn. Oh well.

I forgot how much you cut yourself the first time you shave your head. My shower looked like a horror show when I was done. Mostly trying to cut around the ears. Ouch! But after today should be good to go. Wonder how my employer and students will react.

Next weekend I am going to Tokyo to see a life sized statue of a Gundam robot!

Pretty freakin' cool. Plus, I will be able to buy a case load of Dr. Pepper. Which is the real reason I am going.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey!! A moonie in Japan. Pretty sweet! br